Friday, November 11, 2011

Scene And Heard Around Danville...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Here is a round up of the funniest things I have scene and heard around Danville lately. Some people are just plain ridiculous.

1. Paying a $14.45 lunch bill with $14.50, "You can keep the nickel for yourself!"
2. At a funeral reception, "It was really nice too meet you - I'm glad we got the chance to connect!"
3. A mid 20's guy when his food was delivered, "I eat salad - you gotta keep everything high and tight - salad will do that!"
4. A man a woman holding hands and drinking beer...his wife walks up and punches his mistress in the head.

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