We stumbled upon this casting call for Joe Dirt 2...just kidding this was the line to get into Sponsor's Row (the area where all the sponsor companies had out free stuff) at the U.S. Open! Good Luck to everyone!
I walked in from work and this is what I saw. Duane, Dupree and Dupree's brother playing fart noises on the iPad. Is it really that funny? (I can't figure out how to flip the video, but I think it just adds to it!)
HAHAHAHA! This picture doesn't do Gracie any justice! This photo was taken (you can't tell but her tail is wagging 100 times a minute.) Duane was messing with her while she was trying to sleep. He was tickling the hair between the pads on her feet, the first few times she thought it was a fly...well by the fifth time she had realized there was no fly and in actuality it was Duane. So she yanked her paw away, pulled back and sucker punched (kicked) him as hard as she could. HAHAHAHA, she wagged her tail for 5 minutes straight after wards - she was quite please with herself.
Last week I was a tour guide for a group of people from Singapore. We went shopping and when I saw shopping mean SSHHOOPPPPIINNGG!!! I can't believe the amount of money they spent. All we did was shop. I did talk them into going to the Hoover Dam. They didn't want to get out and walk. So we drove through the dam and they jumped out took a photo and then back to Vegas we headed. Successful trip I'd say.
You know you are eating in a high class, white table cloth establishment when you see "Surf and Turf" on the menu! I'm not quite sure this really quealifies as surf and turf, but what ever floats your boat...Double Play, on Las Vegas Blvd @ Silverado Ranch = BEST PIZZA EVER!!!!, we opted not to try the surf and turf.
I was walking through Costco and this is what I heard..."I really like quality of clothes they sell here. Unfortunately I can't fit into them because my shoulders are so broad." (It was the guy on he left that said this!) WHAT?!?!?!?! I don't think his only issue is his "broad shoulders".
The most important thing you need in order to a good fisherman (other than a boat, rods, reels, baits, electronics...) is polarized sunglasses. I have had spys and oakleys and Duane has had Maui Jims but the BEST pair I ever had was the costco $28.99 generic ones. Well look what happened. This will teach me to through them into my purse. And of course this was last years model so now they only have the dorky ones that normal people buy.
We needed some "beautiful" massage therapist to work a convention last week. We called a local company and this is what they sent us. I wish you could see their attitudes in a photo. I guess it is true...beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Vegas to Reno = LONGEST, BORINGEST drive on the plant...468 miles of nothing. Unfortunately we had to do this drive on Duane's birthday. The last 60 miles were so much fun. I asked Duane what he wanted to listen to and he said VERY SARCASTICALLY "show tunes, duh"! Well I took full advantage of the situation and started in on album 1. To my surprise Duane not only knew many of the words, he also knew the dance moves.