I was walking through a large chain toy store looking for presents for my niece and nephew. They already have the toy kitchen, the toy cup cake maker, the toy store...Then I saw this the toy cleaning station. I was actually a little surprised. Its the only toy in the the whole aisle with a Latino child is on it.
These MAY have been comments made by a current, past or future employee at one of the restaurants I may or may not work at...
Pointing at a green circle thing... "Is this a lime or a lemon?"
"I remember the difference between lemon and lime because yellow and lemon are long words and lime and green are the shorter words."
"They want guacamole" "We don't have guacamole - but you can take them avocado....." "Ok - well it's the same thing, just not mushed."
"Sometimes you get good tips and sometimes you get bad tips"..."It doesn't matter if the food is wrong."
"Can you please go tel *** that the keg blew for table **"... walks over to server.... "The beer, its only half full...so they said you need another one or something for that order you sent for those people over there."
"Everyone needs to work in a restaurant, so they know what it's really like."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Here is a round up of the funniest things I have scene and heard around Danville lately. Some people are just plain ridiculous.
1. Paying a $14.45 lunch bill with $14.50, "You can keep the nickel for yourself!" 2. At a funeral reception, "It was really nice too meet you - I'm glad we got the chance to connect!" 3. A mid 20's guy when his food was delivered, "I eat salad - you gotta keep everything high and tight - salad will do that!" ....and DRUMROLL PLEASE.... 4. A man a woman holding hands and drinking beer...his wife walks up and punches his mistress in the head. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I got this lamp as a present! It is the most amazing lamp ever - so amazing I included 4 pictures of it. It has jewels hanging from it and a crazy floral lamp shade...in the words of Bentley, "I just love it!"
I have no idea why these photos are sideways, in almost 3 years of writing this blog I have never been unable to fix this...I'm posting them anyway, just turn your head...that's how much I like this lamp.
I had to work on Halloween, so I threw together a costumish look complete with makeup and wig. I went over to my parents house to see Bentley and Hudson before they went out trick or treating...Love the little cupcake and shark! While in costume I had a great conversation with the little sparkle lover Bentley. "Auntie...I just love your shoes." "Thank you." "I just love you pants!" "Thank you." "I just love your jewels." "Thank you." "I just don't like your face." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!