Thursday, December 30, 2010

The Quest

On cruise ships they have an adult game show/ scavenger hunt called The Quest. Of course we played... We formed a team with about 5 other people and got ready to go. The idea of the game is each team needs to find the item asked for within their group and be the first team to bring it on stage. The team with the most points wins! Below are some sample items and what we used in the hunt!

A girl and a fruit = I brought Duane on stage
Two guys skipping = 2 other guys on the team
A girl doing the worm = another girl on the team
A guy with 3 bras = all the girls bras
Something fake = my boobs
A guy in his underwear with makeup on and a bra and girl accessories = Duane



Instead of paying $327 for a glass of wine on the cruise ship we snuck it on. We packed a box of wine (better than you think - and it looks like just a box when they xray it) in our suitcase (along with a bottle of SKYY) and boarded the boat! Notice the box hold 3 liters of wine...there were only 2 glasses left on day 2.


For Christmas this year Duane and I decided it would be the "right thing" to do if we volunteered our time inoculating baby rhinos in here are a few photos.

Just kidding, we wanted out of the snow, so we went on a cruise to the Bahamas! Merry Christmas. We spent the day in Nassau (we snuck into the Hilton, drank at the bar and spent some time on there private beach and in the hammocks)! Then we had FORMAL Christmas dinner on the ship dressed in out finest Christmas tops and flashing light necklaces! Hope your Christmas was a fun as ours!

We're planning on neutering Iguanas next Christmas in China, please let me know if you would like to join us!

Monday, December 27, 2010


When we boarded the cruise ship we had to take a welcome aboard it is!

Fishing The Gulf

Duane and his dad went fishing on the Gulf while we were visiting in Florida. They had a great day and came home with all these fish. What great providers they are! (Isn't it funny that there are people out there that call themselves "providers for their family" when they come home with fish? These guys don't! HAHAHAHAHA!) They were fishing in salt water, the 2 big fish are red fish, the matching ones are sea trout (they have 2 fangs in their mouths), and the one random fish is a bass...what the heck was that doing there? Duane wanted me to add that he caught all the fish except one...brag much?

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Speed Humps?

What are speed humps?

Midgets Only!

These seats are once again on Duane's dad's boat...midgets only, except he is 6 feet tall.

Bass or Catfish

What is this???? What do these "pipes" do? This is Duane's dad's bass boat...he constructed this pipe thing for when he fishes and he doesn't want to hold the rod. You normally see these pole holders on big, old people boats...

Getting Balanced

The truckster was a LITTLE unbalanced...doesn't it look good up in the lift?

Pirates Only

24 Hour Fitness Reno SUCKS!!! Equipment is always broke, one night 7 out of 12 treadmills were broken. Really??? Well this elliptical is for pirates only...or people with only one leg.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

The Family Truckster

"You think you hate it now...wait 'till you drive it!" We got a new car!! I can't wait to drive this thing! It tows great, seats 9 and has a working heater, what more could you ask for? It's so big, my paddle board will fit in it without leaving the back open!

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Friend Request

This guy requested me to be his friend on Facebook...does anyone else think this is a little weird?

Wednesday, December 8, 2010


Duane took my car fishing. When he got back he was tired so we ate dinner and went to bed. The next morning when he was getting ready for work and I for the gym he asked if his car had gas in it, "Yes of course it does, does mine?" I replied. "Yes it has like 1/4 of a tank". REALLY???

Shopping With Duane

While Duane was shopping for fishing crap, I wandered through the store and look at all the cool stuff I found. I really like the leaf looking face mask. My friend Brittany LOVES cameo so the robe is for her. I was a little surprised at the lion attacking a zebra statue, it seemed a little much. I think Duane may have found what he was looking for...I know I did!


I LOVE leggings! I have a bunch or pairs. Some for the gym, some for going out in...My favorites are my sequined ones. They are amazing. These ones are not my favorite! Duane needs to NEVER wear these thermals like this again!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Merry Christmas

As the weather is starting to get cold and the snow is starting to fall I just wanted to let everyone know that I will be on a tropical island for Christmas!


So this was all cut and pasted from the NorthStar website...NOT one thing about this sounds nice...Gracie said she would run away if I took her!

Moonlight Snowshoe Tour

Basque in the moonlight while enjoying the peaceful and serene mountain setting - all while getting some great exercise

Adults (13+): $40

Dogs on leashes are welcome to join in the fun!

Santa Visit

Lizzie, Abbie, Leslie (not pictured) and I went shopping to help Abbie find some new clothes...this is what we did instead!

Friday, December 3, 2010


Helen (Lizzie Keith's mom) sent me these AMAZING prizes. Look at this beautiful mock turtle neck, green with candy canes! I LOVE advent calendars, this is the first chocolate one I have had in years!! THANK YOU HELEN KEITH!!!!

My Parents

My parents came up for Thanksgiving. On their way home they pulled over to take this photo. Can you believe they stopped in the middle of the highway, blocked traffic and asked the car behind them, in between their honking, to take this photo?