Funny Pick Up Lines

I heard 2 really funny pickup lines the other day...they were serious.

1 - "I would like to take you and your puppy on a hike"
This is funny because my "puppy" would bite this person for being such a tool!! She would grab him by his gold chain, wrap him in his fire house (fireman) and then pee on him and not return as he screamed at her to stop and sit! My "puppy" is a 7 year old Rhodesian that doesn't like tools!

2 - "You wanna take a ride on the back of my Harley"
I don't think I need to explain why this is funny! I just laughed and walked away.