Pork-A-Phobia

Pork-A-Phobia is one of those phobias that is not given as much attention as it deserves. Pork-A-Phobia affects a growing number of individuals all over the world, it is a phobia over something that is unavoidable in this modern day. It is a phobia of FAT people. It affects people on airplanes, trains, stores, schools, at work and most importantly in the buffet line. Symptoms to look for to diagnose yourself would be: constant desire to vomit at the thought of excess rolls and folds, avoiding the gym so you won't see certain people in spandex, boarding an airplane last so you pick who you sit next to (to avoid the unavoidable flopping over into your space), the list goes on but these where a pretty good example of what to look for. If you have any of these warning signs I would say immediately seek out a support group, but there isn't one, apparently in this day and age it is harassment and discrimination to not like like fat people (we are all people, they have a thyroid problem, there body is just built that way, they're big boned...). Your only option is to avoid them, which is getting hard because now over 50% of the population qualifies as porky.