Funny Pick Up Lines

I heard 2 really funny pickup lines the other day...they were serious.

1 - "I would like to take you and your puppy on a hike"
This is funny because my "puppy" would bite this person for being such a tool!! She would grab him by his gold chain, wrap him in his fire house (fireman) and then pee on him and not return as he screamed at her to stop and sit! My "puppy" is a 7 year old Rhodesian that doesn't like tools!

2 - "You wanna take a ride on the back of my Harley"
I don't think I need to explain why this is funny! I just laughed and walked away.

Gracie and The Frog

This is an older video that I found. One night at Prosossor Gracie found a frog. She was going crazy, liking it and playing with it. When she came back to the motor home she had soooooo much foam on her mouth from the frog's slime it looked like she had rabies.

Closet Space

I have 2 HUGE closets all to myself - very happy! I don't have to double hang clothes anymore. (For a photo of this happening before scroll through last summers blogs to see my closet in the motor home)

Maters Swimming

I'm going to start swimming masters again...I think I'll start in my pool, I mean bathtub! BEST TUB EVER!!!!!

Pete's

I am very lucky to be back at Pete's Brass Rail and Car Wash working. There is no brass rail, there is not car wash and who the hell is Pete? This is the restaurant that I worked at before I moved to Vegas. I worked here for almost five years and loved it. There are a lot of the same employees and TONS of the same customers. I am lucky to be back and working and making money!!

Coffee Table Shopping

I didn't have a coffee table so I went down to the local thrift store thinking I might be able to find a little something there and paint it...instead I saw this. WOW, you saw a really cool wheel chair. MY first and only thought was - someone needed this, if you donated it to the store did someone die?

Poor Gracie

Look closely...between the concrete stairs and the house there is about a 3 inch gap. After our first night here, at about 7am and half asleep, Gracie "needed" to go potty. I put on my shoes, grabbed a plastic bag and out we went. I grew more and more irritated with her as she just stood in the dirt and smelled the air. Eventually she grew tired with that and headed back to the house (WITHOUT PEEING!!!). On her way up the stairs she slipped off and got her legs stuck in the crack - front and back! HAHAHAHA!! She doesn't get up until 8am anymore.

New Place

I moved. The one place I never thought I would be. CLAYTON!! I'm back... and loving it! I am living in a HUGE in-law type apartment, it's ~1,000 sq ft. Gracie loves it.

Crossing into California

"Border Patrol" were on a mission on this day. The blond soccer mom looking lady in front of me was stopped, her soccer mom filled mini SUV was searched and guess what they found...AN APPLE!!!! She was instructed to pull over immediately to the second inspection area. Does California really have that much money laying around?

Where Can I Buy These?

Prepping For A New Adventure

Stay tuned...more to come!

Tire Sale

This guy must have bought his tires on sale...they're all different sizes!

$3,000 OBO

I saw this limo and wanted it!! Then I looked inside at the jumper cables, spare battery and extra wires...then i saw the holes and dents on the other side and decided to pass. It should have been $3 OBO.

Clearlake Bar and Grill (not it's real name)

We walked into this bar for dinner and drinks. It was empty so we were a little confused about the $5 cover charge...we didn't pay it. I was wondering how they made their monay and then the bathroom door opened.

Konocti Vista

It is usually very difficult to park the motor home at a casino...they always want to you pay for the rv park or a hotel room. Not at the Indian Casino...they didn't talk to us about moving or stealing power once in 4 days...but open a beer that you didn't buy from them and they're all over you!

Concert At The Peppermill

My friend Kendra was in town with a few of her girlfriends to go the Gary Allen concert at the Peppermill Casino. They had an extra ticket and invited me. It was SOOOOOO much fun!! It was a little weird...it was in their ballroom and their were just regular old chairs everywhere for seating, and bleachers in the back. It was like a conference. It was the oddest concert set up I have ever seen, but I had a ton of fun! Thanks for the invite girls!

Procreation

These people should not have procreated...they're huge...are they both still pregnant?

Rib Cook Off With My Parents

My parents cam to visit during there rib cook off. Why were they taking pictures off each other in front of the beer truck?

Filming

Duane and Dupree getting into their wetsuits. Gracie hated this entire experience. Anytime one of them was in the water she barked nonstop!

What Doesn't Belong

I went to the local scuba shop to rent equipment for Duane and Dupree to go diving and "look" at the bass. (Really Travis had underwater filming to do so that was the reason.) This is in a SCUBA shop...why are they selling 1 bag of golf clubs?